Zombina And The Skeletones : Glasgow Barfly

Zombina And The Skeletones is just the sort of band name to conjure up a cheesy faux-fifties horror movie psychobilly gig and the last time I saw them play at the Glasgow Barfly they shared the stage with the fake blood & gut’s of Karloff and the aptly named Groovie Ghoulies. Could Zombina hold their own as headliners on a non-themed bill?

Openers for the night, Crossfire sounded good right up until they started shouting. Punk vocals have never had a reputation for subtle beauty but some semblance of singing is still required rather than getting the words out as loud as you can. It’s a pretty tight performance though but I’m left a little disappointed, it’s what I would hope from my punk bands when they’re in the studio, on stage I want more attitude, more fuck you, more drunken inability to play instruments and to feel that the bassist is gonna kick my head in if I write a bad review or at least spit on me if I look at him funny. It’s punk, in fact it’s good punk – with a skinhead ska tune thrown in for good measure – but it feels very safe.

The Retrofrets do their best to dodge my genre pigeon-holes, the male vocalist has some nice high-heeled boots and the female lead guitar wears a boys shirt & tie but this playing with gender fashion stereotypes has nothing to do with their music so lets not mention it at all. They’re good, playing a blues song, a jazz tinged number, an indie ballad number and some rock, and some more rock. One set doesn’t feel like enough to get to know them though and it’s noted to look out for their next local gig. However they lose a few cool points by committing the incredible faux-pas of sideswiping their headliners by encouraging their audience to head upstairs to hear the Bitchfits, luckily through chance or sensible planning Zombina hold back their stage time until folk filter back downstairs.

And Zombina are well, they’re Zombina and the Skeletones. Describing Zombina as psychobilly is a misnomer, more bubblegum-punk than psycho and much more doo-wop than rockabilly or any other -billy in fact. Neither are the band horror-punk, they’re far too cute and playfully tongue-in-cheek. Singing rock n roll love songs about teenagers who, purely incidentally, may yearn longingly after evil scientists, have psychopathic killing tendencies or who may indeed be dead (or undead, obviously). The set is pure rock n roll fun, full of favourites, full of songs catchy enough to pick up by the second chorus even if you’ve never heard them before. All that undead zombie blood & make-up and cross-boned skull on the bass drum can be ignored and there’s still a good time party band that would entertain anyone, Yes, they’d even make even the dead get up and dance.
There I said it, I like the sixties sci-fi and b-movie horror theme, I like that Zombina gigs are an excuse for dressing up in antique top hats and skeleton tights. But what I like most is that there is no need, the band are good, the tunes are excellent, their gigs are never a disappointment.

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Royal Treatment Plant – Get Played

The debut single from Royal Treatment Plant ahead of the release of mini-album Hope Is Not Enough, Get Played starts out as a good rocking tune with added 80′s style synth. And it manages to jog along all good and well enough with preacher’s daughter PP providing fine femme-rock vocals but the whole thing is just slightly too art-rock for those of us not “privileged” enough to live in London, attend an Art School or frequent Glasgow’s Merchant City cool bars. Plenty of style but just not enough substance in the foundations yet, think Russell Brand’s “China… China…? Are you in Tibet? GET OUT!!!” radio references – the intention and idea is good, it just somehow loses significance somewhere amongst the posturing.

Look See Proof – Do You Think It’s Right

Look See Proof are a slow burning band from Hertfordshire, steadily increasing their fan base and word of mouth about their music over the past year. Each of their first three singles gaining the band more and more exposure via MTV2, Steve Lamacq on Radio One and even Jonathan Ross on Radio Two.

Do You Think It’s Right? is surely destined for repeat outings on many indie & alternative club night dance floors – it’s upbeat choppy guitars and layered vocals providing a pleasantly danceable tune for the mainstream trend follower indie kids as well as those more discerning about the quality of their indie credentials. Backed with the chunkier electro-tinged Don’t Say A Word and the Os Darkroom Remix of Casualty it’s a fine fourth single to tide interest over until the release of their debut album later this year in June.
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Stone Gods – Burn The Witch EP

Stone Gods - Burn The Witch

Stone Gods - Burn The Witch

Burn The Witch is like the bastard child of Iron Maiden and AC/DC which means if you’re still reading this you’ve more than likely worn your hair long & greasy, cut the sleeves off a band t-shirt, combined leather & denim in obscene ways and chosen partners based only on how slutty they’ll look standing next to you impressing your mates – so let’s talk ROCK.

The lead tracks stands out as well suited for grabbing your attention by the balls to ensure you listen to the rest of the EP. You Brought A Knife To A Gunfight then throws Motley Crue into a pit with Skid Row and a thousand weekend rockers with too tight trousers and hairbrush mics, it even has a “Fuck You” chorus making it almost impossible for the true Rocker to dislike it.

Thin Lizzy get their chance next as the over-whelming influence on Breakdown and then we wind down to a too soon end with the obligatory lighter-in-the-air ballad of Heartburn. Stone Gods galloping through every genre of hard & heavy rock they can in four songs possibly just to prove that they aren’t The Darkness any longer. The guitar solo’s even almost manage that neat trick of reaching inside you, tieing your guts around the E-string and ripping them out as the riffs soar onwards to that last power chord. Almost but not quite, give me a few jacks & marlboro, turn it up to eleven and I’m sure I’ll be standing there arm raised high ready to crash down on that air guitar as I scream into the night…

Burn The Witch is a damned fine debut EP, there’s nothing new here, but there doesn’t really have to be in this genre, all that’s required is that you do it well and strike the right pose with the right attitude as you do so. Stone Gods manage to tick all the boxes needed to land squarely in Fucking Great Rock Band territory.
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