Albert Hammond Jr & The Pierces – Glasgow ABC 2

The Pierces are two sisters from the deep south living in New York. Catherine, currently engaged to our headliner for tonight (just an aside for you celeb gossip type folks) and Allison have been both been blessed with above average looks, pleasing stage personalities and luckily—most importantly—they can sing.

Opening with a Celtic duet which I’d like to think was rolled out especially for Scotland, The Pierces manage to be very laid back in front of their first Glasgow audience with Catherine taking the lead mostly and Allison seeming just that bit nervy or quieter. Very soon it becomes apparent that the airy pop production on some of their recorded material and the precisely styled image of promo pics & videos isn’t what these lassies are really about. Third track Lights On pumps the live electric bass at me so strongly I forget this is the tune we’d listed as least favourite and too singalong poppy fluff while listening before the show. It’s not just the bass that’s been turned up either, with Catherine using her lungs to full advantage to make sure everyone was sitting up and taking notice. Two songs later and Go To Heaven gives Allison her turn to turn on the vocals and let us know that she’s just as strong as her sister, although the quieter moments of the song are blighted by the ABC 2’s acoustics favouring those idiots holding conversations at the back rather than the stage PA.

The set ranges across a wealth of influences with at one point the hookline of “cross my heart and hope to die” floating over a tune that started out as Celtic, veered into French burlesque cabaret and kept time throughout with gypsy beats. Boring can only properly be described as a tongue-in-cheek Shirley Bassey Bond theme and Sticks and Stones closes their time on stage with a rousing, foot-stomping number that has much of the crowd clapping along.

Of course most of the crowd were there to see Mr. Albert Hammond Jr., normally of The Strokes & scene-cool indie rock legend, and the reaction to the indie-rocking chiming guitar intro reveals that. The set however doesn’t quite suit me: each song the band plays has a great intro and a hook hanging around in it somewhere, but too often they sound overly familiar to me. I spend my time entertaining hopes of this one being a goodie and lifting me onto a gig high, but I’m always dropped back by the end of the first verse. Everything seems alright and I’m sure if they left behind the wavy fingered keyboardist and visited on a drunken weekend night then I’d be cheering on the crazy-eyed rockiness along with the die-hard fans and shouting for a Strokes song with the rest of the crowd. Tonight I’m content to enjoy the insight that sometimes, just sometimes going solo reveals an artist to have left behind an important part of what made them good.

Robots In Disguise, Scunner + Dirty Pirate – Glasgow Barfly

Three rather indescribable bands tonight. Which is admittedly not the most promising thought to hit on when starting to write a review, but how else to cover electro-karaoke, candy fags and crowd-surfing silver capes?!

Dirty Pirate start us off tonight as the most unpromising looking act ever. Two guys, one microphone and minimal mixing kit sitting on an old beer crate. They sound like a wedding cabaret DJ from the arse end of disco era 70s, but then your ear realises there’s some genius in there, somewhere. It’s not there all the time but as the hook lyrics of All Yr Secrets morph seamlessly and wonderfully into Abba and back again, I’m regretting my cynical non-attention earlier in the set. This final song of epic Electro-Karaoke greatness is even enough to overcome my foul “I was stood up, grrr” mood and I whoop in appreciation far more loudly than any sober person should for such nonsense.

Scunner I love, let’s get that out of the way now—I was never going to not enjoy this set from them. Strangely though, it’s the largest stage I’ve ever seen them perform on and it almost threatens to confine frontman Paul Puppet for the first couple of songs. Or maybe it’s just spilling his pint that keeps him less exuberantly extrovert than usual. Don’t get me wrong, though, as far as vocalist performers go he hardly misses a note and never misses a trick, so by the end we have a feather duster & cigarette sweets thrown into the audience and an umbrella trashed on stage. That may sound like a bizarre take on the “TV out window” or drumkit levelling stereotypical Rock antics and that’s exactly what Scunner are: a bizarre take on themselves. The drumming is beautifully unadorned and almost Violent Femme-esque, and, depending on song the guitar or keyboard carries the melodies just as simply and just as perfectly—I warned you I loved these guys didn’t I? But I’m back to that “indescribable” label now though, so let’s invent a Muppet-Punk genre for Scunner to live in all on their own, the live sound more raw than recorded tracks currently available.

They’ve disappointed me on one thing tonight; they never played my favourite track Drip Static. For a band at this level to play a half hour set with never a dud moment and still have good songs in reserve is a rare thing indeed—is it bad etiquette to call for an encore before the headliners appear?

Even before they reach the stage Robots in Disguise have the crowd going wild for them and by the time they march on stage with whistles blowing and capes flying it’s obvious they have some serious fans here tonight. But I’m a first timer they’re starting from scratch with, and to be honest, the music is all good and fine with DJ’s Got A Gun being a stand out brilliant electro-pop track but much of the hysteria seems artificially created to me. Half the set is spent with the band, or the mic stands, or stage equipment in the audience, and the crowd do absolutely love it but I’m too remote even just at the side of the stage to appreciate the fenzy. I want so much to love RiD for their act & performance but I’m left simply liking and enjoying the full on energy they bring to the set—I know it will be a long time before I see another band crowd surf and then sing from upon shoulders of an audience member at the Glasgow barfly!

I failed to love Robots in Disguise, I only liked and enjoyed them, tonight that put me firmly in the minority.

Sandi Thom – Smile… It Confuses People

Sandi Thom has joined the ever-increasing ranks of musical artists using the Internet to further their career. Quotes of “unsigned act reaches x-hundred thousand fans online” are a weekly occurance these days but how much is hype and how much is deserved recognition?

This story starts with two (or was it three?) weeks’ worth of webcast performances from a basement flat in London. The first show attracted 20 (or was it 70?) listeners, by the end of the run over 160,000 were tuning in. Or was it “almost 200,000”? That’s the thing with Internet stories, facts are very flexible depending on where you read them. What is certain is that any performer claiming that bandwidth for 100,000+ streamed webcasts is cheaper than touring the country in a beat up old van has already started the PR spin machine. What else is certain is that when they come out of it all with the desired recording contract to a major label and debut single reaching for number two in the mid-week charts they’re probably worth at least a wee listen.

Lead track I Wish I Was a Punk Rocker is a great showcase song for any female vocalist, it’s nicely written and the well produced minimal instrumentation is all that is needed to hook you straight in to the “I love Sandi Thom” brigade. It’s romanticising things that never existed though—70s punk was nothing like this Top Shop Ramones t-shirt version, but nevermind that, it’s a nice fairytale and sits well with the “this isn’t quite the exact truth” PR hype surrounding its release. The important thing is it’s a good song and sung well, the cringeworthy artistic license can be forgiven just this once.

But enough of this is already known by everyone this week, what about the rest of the album? Well, it’s good. Opener Horsepower is in the same simple melody vein as Punk Rocker but with less emphasis on the vocals—do some of those high notes seem a stretch to reach though? Lonely Girl and Little Remedy shall sit happily next to anybody’s favourite female vocalist tracks and Time is perfect as the bittersweet rainy day song to finish on. The rest are growing on me more and more with each listen and I guess they’ll stick around my playlist long after the catchy hook of Punk Rocker has lost me.

Many Internet success stories we’re told about have no real substance to them past the hype and PR spin. Some transfer incredibly badly to other media—the world just does not need another Crazy Frog album, seriously. Sandi Thom offers up a good album package here, there are no life-changing genius moments but my cynicism has been beaten and I’m a definite fan.

I wish I’d had the chance to see just her and a guitar play to three friends and maybe two OAP drunks in some smoke-stained pub with horrible PA. It would have most likely sucked but rose-tinted retrospection is the theme of the day. Maybe it was better in the olden days of my childhood?

65daysofstatic, The Morning After Girls, Disco Ensemble

“So your job is to go to gigs and watch bands for free? That must be great!”
Well yes, mostly it can be fun. But not tonight.

Having to run through a list of possible names that PR bods may have stuck you under at the door is never fun, and finding that we aren’t actually listed as promised is downright insulting. But I’m not beaten so easily and I pay myself in. I kinda grudge paying twice as much as is reasonable for tonight’s lineup but I blame the Kerrang sponsors for that. However, insult is added to injury when I’m asked “Where’d your friend go?”, and spot the implication was that after not being guest-listed Mr. Potatojunkie had snuck in for free …

First band on tonight are Disco Ensemble, and I’ve said it before but boy are they emo. It’s outright by-the-numbers emo, and it really does pain me to admit that they are fucking good at it. The sound let them down a bit though and took just enough edge off the performance for some of the songs to be disappointingly lacklustre.

The Morning After Girls follow on stage and will have to be really impressive to overcome the bad impression made by inept PR at the door. They resoundingly fail to do so. The Beatles when they first started taking too much acid is not the best thing to try and update into modern emo-times; it can work if done in a kitsch-pop way, but I’m not certain at all where this band were meant to be going or where they were coming from. The polka-dot-dressed tambourine percussion keyboardist lass was kinda hot though, but I’m really not certain if that should be the highlight of any live gig.

65daysofstatic. Ahhh, now these guys have to overcome the bad feeling left by their management not returning my calls after offering an interview. I think I missed the start of their set due to not noticing when the intro tape stopped and they started playing stuff themselves. Oh, three minute pop-punk songs, where were you tonight? Interminably drawn-out instrumentals bore me to tears but the Barfly crowd are loving it. I reckon the Barfly crowd maybe need to get out to go see some good bands play gigs a bit more often rather than simply cheer for the folks Kerrang & the NME tell them to.

Overall this gig was scene bands playing to an overly scene crowd—I expect every emo ’zine in the country will be running a piece on the gig judging by the number of pseudo-professional cameras and notebooks I saw flashed around the place. Oh Kerrang, when did it all go wrong? When did you forget about rock and start sponsoring NME band tours?

Oh, and the beer tasted just like piss. Can I get my money back please … ?

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